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From: Bingham [email@example.com]
To: Julian Hyde
Subject: Enjoy ssex with her!
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Stilted and awkward though his English is, Bingham is sensitive and perceptive. He clearly understands the inner workings of my relationship with my new wife – and is concerned with nothing more than our marital bliss. What a wonderful world, that complete strangers are sending us these generous help with our relationships, completely unsolicited. Heartwarming.